partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do mosquitoes have a purpose other than bein real annoying
WHEN I REALIZE IM A LOT MORE SOBER THAN MY FRIENDS ARE
This never happens to me. I’m an alcoholic. This is more my reaction when I realize I’m a lot more drunk than my friends are.
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
(Source: magentamayhem)
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
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😂😂😂😂😂
(Source: madfawn)
